for on dont try to tell me you love me after three weeks of talking, for two if you are going to do that stay away from the song lyrics to a very good country song that you happened to ruin by using it, and for three erase my number im fuckin your sister now
Note left in log book: "4:30am a guy was caught masturbating in the bathroom and passed out in his own juices and we had to take the door off the hinges."
You guys are open that late?
watching E! true Hollywood story: curse of the lottery.. i'd probably spend all my money on blow and airplanes too..
She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
I mean, keeping the tube socks on AND taking cell phone pictures that he didn't ask for during sex? that's two strikes kiddo.
this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
Had a student tell me he misses the old Four Loko. He's in 7th grade. No one is allowed to claim I started drinking too young ever again.
So maybe putting the blacklight above the futon wasn't the best idea...
An image of us stuck like that like Pompeii comes to mind. A wonder for future anthropologists
I woke up at 4 am. Literally pissed. No idea what happened. I could have fucked a cow.
Naked chocolate chip pancake making. I just spilled mix all over the place. My boobs are covered in flour. This is not going well.
Definitely! I will do that this week. Right now, watching drag queens play with my dad's beard.
The fact that it neither of us came up with the reason of "it's morally and ethically wrong" speaks volumes about this relationship
And one groomsman rode a suitcase cart like a skateboard until he crashed and took out a piece of sheet rock. Later he pulled out his nuts.
I just woke up in a prom dress on your bathroom floor, yea I'm 32.
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