i met him on craigslist. and no i'm not a hooker.
shouldn't i get a discount if shes pregnant?
she was left over bi-product, like the hotdog of the human race
Quoting wale wont save you from herpes
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i've already watched her fall off the steps, walk up on our porch and try to dance with the dog, and stumble across the street to stand outside the neighbors window...is it taking it too far to watch this rando girl and some guy have sex behind our parking lot now?
He sent me a picture of him trying to push his cock into a Gatorade bottle. I dont know if I'm impressed it didn't fit and disgusted that he sent me something so vile.
you just rode your bike home from a one night stand in a stolen skirt with no underwear and you're telling ME to reevaluate life choices?!
I really have to stop going to the movies high. Spending $10 to not know what the fuck is going on is starting to get pricey.
If I walk downstairs and Kelly is fucking in the laundry room again I'm gonna die
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Is it weird to befriend your older alcoholic landlords?
What does it mean when the government shuts down and your boyfriends wife wants a divorce ON YOUR BIRTHDAY?
Texting people and counting condoms..we have like fourteen. Goal for this week: use all of them
I’ve developed a strange interest in ear wax removal vids on YouTube. Dear god, I need to get a job
This is the third time I have overheard parents tell their children "don't be that girl" in reference to me. I'm either doing something horribly wrong or amazingly right
There's a fuckload of syrup all over the floor.
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