in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
dude my grandmas the shit. she has a sixth grade education and got hit by a car when she was 18. she cant smell.
Dude, hurry and get over. I need a wingman. She is on her 6th vodka shot and her resident ugly friend is still sober
Yeah I'm pretty much like lane on gilmore girls except my mom doesn't look so mean all the time.
one should ask oneself what kind of lifestyle one is leading when one finds a handprint of semen on their pillow the next day.
im sitting in my room wearing my power rangers shirt watching a movie about a magical dragon. Ive totally forgotten what having a sex life is like.
Now there's vomit covered trash all over the front lawn. I feel accomplished
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
On a side note I think I burnt my eyebrow when we "teter-totered" into the fire
She was pretty drunk. It was like watching a puppy explore the world for the first time.
I just wrote "where Jason is" on the screen. He guessed "hospital" correctly.
I don't even know man. I was to busy having beer showered on me and grabbing some balls
You're invited to our X-games themed party. We have an ice luge and every time someone eats shit we drink. It's gonna be great.
So we stayed at his mom's and all got drunk and he and I hooked up in his old bedroom. Then his drunk mom came in and tackled us when we were still naked. Why does this keep happening to me?
Matt and I's climactic adventure has ended with Matt being hauled off to jail. And now his brother and I are having lunch and a beer.
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