i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
I swear I could audibly hear her vagina slam shut when you walked up to hit on her.
You were, but he disappeared after you said you wanted him to get you pregnant so you'd have a child by the time the Boy Meets World sequel starts
I haven't taken a solid shit in four weeks. Do you know what started four weeks ago? Alcohol and dining hall food. Fucking college.
You don't realize how cold it really is...I poured my bong out the second floor window and icicles hit the ground.
i can't even hate his new girlfriend cuz she survived a fucking brain tumor. like that's just not fair.
Also my face is like def lowkey made of silly putty
Every time you mention the threesome around him I will high five you. Do what you will with this information.
I was so hungover at work I had my shirt on backwards. I had no idea how I managed to get through today puke free.
Why is there multiple peanut butter and toasts stuck to the fridge door?
I woke up this morning and had to retrieve my clothes from the flagpole, they were using my boxers as a makeshift rally flag for drinking. Yeah last night was a success.
after last night, ive never not wanted to live so much in my life.
I swear to God...this day is one great big who's who in the land of fucked uppedness.
Never make a coconut bikini from a real coconut.
I smell like old thai food.
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