I'm not saying he was bad at sex, but I'm pretty sure I anti-climaxed.
the only reason i invite her is so when the guys start to hit on her i know it's time to take their keys
I rode on his Vespa around Florence and fucked him in an empty train. It was like a way sluttier version of Lizzy McGuire
I could hear them screwing through my bedroom wall again this morning, so I started beat boxing to the tempo.
I will start puting down the plastic for the vom in our love chamber. If you want to be something or someone else for the night feel free. The theme is shit show.
I'm there.
He's such a gentleman. He didn't even ask why my bra was flung on the seat of my car. He just took my snow brush, pushed it onto the floor and said, "Let's go I'm hungry."
Today wasn't Sunday Funday, it was more like Sunday god is taking a shit on my life day
You shall now refer to my vagina as patty and patty only
She asked me to come on her OkCupid date with her
What do you expect from her? Do you remember that creepy man she dated who saturated a pillowcase in his musky cologne and mailed it to her and she still slept with him.
I saw your dick pic and thought there goes the last thread of my heterosexuality.
I say camping because "let's go get hammered in the woods" sounds kinda fucking weird to be honest.
And he's a cuddle champ. I know because I slept over because I don't know what boundaries are.
We stole a Christmas tree from the student center and then decorated it with everything we stole from parties... All I have to say is Feliz Navidad!
Naw dude theres seriously a lobster in my sock drawer. Why?
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