Ooooh. That's not a mole. Uncomfortable.
I am drinking with my family and the average drinking tolerance is a shot and a half. I feel like the incredible hulk.
Need sex. Gaining weight.
Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
he called AT&T to make sure that he had insurance before he threw his cell phone into the fountain.
It was the worst sex ever. All she did was tap on my balls with her hands like she was in a reggae band.
I may have just serenaded the sadface couple sitting on a bench outside the dorm by singing Bye Bye Bye.
Just so you know, if you are not feeling well today it's cause you drank a gatorade bottle full of highlighter fluid.
I may or may not be negotiating a deal of baked goods for socks...keep you posted
Ps I think male models just broke down outside or maybe gay German sex travelers
Never thought having a box of Cheerios could get me laid. My new lucky charm hello girl in 2B
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
I got to my internship late... with a bag of chipotle and sex hair.
She was wearing a grass skirt and a watermelon bra. WATERMELONS.
tell raye i said hi and sorry for bleeding on the limes
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