You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
I'm so ready for finals. She finally agreed to skypesex me from spain so now i'm up until 4am studying every morning waiting for her to get online
btw i have an angry voicemail of you yelling at me to get you a sandwich or die.
i woke up wearing her shoes. this night isn't going on my highlight reel
It's one of those mornings where you wake up and want to go to church for the first time in ten years. THAT shameful.
no. i discovered the *exact* amount of drugs i need to do to understand calculus.
I tried to stop that, but then I pulled the leaves out of my panties and went to sleep.
Just switched my underwear without taking my pants off don't ever be ashamed to be related to me
We are in Florida for 3 days. The people in charge of shit brought: a waffle maker, a cheese grater and a SEWING MACHINE
AND NO VODKA
Then he kissed my hand sensually and said "you're a Black Queen. Don't let anyone tell you different."
He's a freak. Not like "freak in the bed" freak but like "eats glue in the weekends" freak.
Just saw Little Red Riding Hood riding a guy on hood of a car
Good for her for committing to the costume
My boss just offered me a vodka mixed drink at work I do not have a real job
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