that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
i had 75 notifications coming from ur status. here i was thinking i had friends.
I just sneezed and had an orgasam..THAT turned on
I woke up with her little sister yelling "she's dead !!" from the bathroom doorway.
she's using motion activated glade air fresheners as some sort of early warning system
Beer vodka and pink lemonade powder mixed together. So. Many. Penises. My vagina will be calling out to them tonight. Coooooooooooooome.
He told me that if I were a guy he'd go gay for me. Honestly don't know how to take that.
Do you have any pictures of me mounting animals that aren't on Facebook?
Negotiating with my body. We're ok. Violent upheaval is not necessary.
I just came so hard I growled. Definitely found my gspot.
I'm eating your cookies as payment for having to listen to you. Happy sex
Guess who's the proud owner of her very own foxtail butt plug!!
Serious question: is he hot or is my vagina just that barren?
Two of my dealers just made friends at this party. Do you think one will be pissed if I buy from the other or should I just go 50/50?
Ooooh no. Jesus take the wheel, or Moses. SOMEBODY TAKE THE WHEEL
Randomize
