How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
Why are handjobs necessary in class?
somethin' about having sex in my parents bed makes me feel like l'm finally an adult.
Oh my god. I think I just sexted my mom...
What?!
Fwd: Ride me, you sleek sleek woman!!!
I wish him all the best and hope one day he can afford the surgery to remove his head from his ass
Well, I tried to shit into my refrigerator. It was a rough night.
Listen I'm a sentimental character under all this alcohol and ratchetry
Major win last night. I traded my roommate two cigs for a six pack and a bag of beef jerky. This has been a Brian weekend update
Please tell me you're not playing strip poker with your cousins again
He's hot, you can get laid, and you may get free drugs. It's the trifecta of banging a drug dealer
You can either drink his whiskey or be a bitch. Doing both is just mean.
I swear I was in Legend of Zelda Twilight Princess and American Ninja Warrior at the same time. I'm never getting high while rock climbing again.
Remember how I have such good luck that it's almost bullshit?
I'm afraid to ask, but go on.
I want a musical about memes.
i love discovering the tokens of our drunkenness from the night before. it's like easter egg hunting. today: smashed pizza rolls in the sink.
Randomize
