You want to go to a white party at LAX
Clubs are lame especially themed ones. Im not in a fucking episode of laguna beach
you have to choose: penises or morals?
I am not one to point fingers but since it says your name "wuz here" next to the dick drawn on my stomach I am holding you personally responsible.
Sorry about your blender, your tiolet, your weed, and your dog...
I'm eager to hear this explaination.
Also, we should really buy some bandaids. Right now I'm using toilet paper and scotch tape, but I don't really think that's sanitary.
I had to step in when you tried to make it rain baking powder on my sister
We are not turning the camelbak into a beer bong
All i really wanna do tonight is get drunk with you and dance on tables. is that too much to ask?
Hey my results were negative. Your chlamydia train stops here. Happy hunting!
Just got kicked out of two hot tubs. We were naked the second time. So awkward getting out in front of the security guard.
He is 30 (that's 8 years older than I am) and uses more Emojis than I do. Problem?
So unless we're getting married, I can't see him cry AND have sex with him. It just doesn't work like that.
I feel like I could get pregnant watching Zac Efron do yard work in this movie
For the record you're a very classy lady and your love for and mastery of strap-ons is amazing. I would gladly marry you and father your offspring
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
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