Yes give me all the cream and he's gone
like i told you yesterday: virgins, blood, my name. do it.
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
We were drinking cognac with TAB. I felt like trailer park royalty.
Vodka infused whipped cream. Shit just got real.
he belly flopped onto the beer pong table, and almost boke his face, so at that point we decided swimming would be safer for him.
I told you, we're just gonna get ripped and light sparklers
she tied the funnel to the fucking ceiling...
Jesus Christ that hit just spoke to so many levels of my soul. It's caressing them softly
And the sky opened up and god said.... "WET T-SHIRT CONTEST!!!!"
I saved a note for myself but all it said was "am I a slutty Holden Caulfield?"
All I need to do is acquire a Shrek costume.
Please don't traumatize your girlfriend too terribly. Have fun.
The Domino's delivery guy is in front of me at The Wendy's drive-through. Hmmm.....
Holy shit dude........stairs
I don't wanna see it, I don't wanna touch it, I just want it in me.
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