I sent him a picture of my touching myself. He responded back "Your nails look really nice"
fuck dude i blacked out on a tuesday. what am i doing with my life?
Winning.
Last night you tried to pee on my bed...in the hallway...your room...and the showers. When I finally got you on the toilet you passed out.
just dropped my bong into 7 pieces, and carried the glass shards around my house. dad saw the blood dripping down my arms, and asked if i slit my wrists. way too high to laugh at this.
I keep having to have that awkward "I don't want to have sex with you" convo. I thought wearing sweatpants was suppose to prevent this situation..
Every time I drink before 5 somebody's pet dies
Stop drinking before 5
Easier said than done
Took out half a tooth with a handle of jim beam last night. Apparently I can't walk and chug bourbon at the same time
After we had sex he made me watch a Top Gun highlight video...
You just gave me the title for the series of our lives. Haha. Chapter 12: the cocaine on the back of the hairbrush
I just set my acrylic nail on fire while trying to light my blunt
Also not to brag but I got high last night and got us a host family in a chateau in the south of France
Yo I get this girl alone in my room last night but she bounces cus she thought the full house poster was "weird"
Sex in a hot air balloon, top that one!
the guy working the counter at the liquor store noticed i got my haircut and said it was pretty.....
That man fucks like a champ. The sex was so good I did him again in the morning just to be sure
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