it went kinda like vodka, childhood memories, screaming/cursing, fist fight, tears, broken shit, passing out. in that order. tis the season.
Mac n' cheese is coming out of my nose. You can't make that feel better
Got one of only two perfect scores in the class on the quiz I took drunk. This is not a good thing for me to have learned about myself.
Just puked on the beach. Hungover. In front of my parents. I love summer.
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I'm going to buy you a pony but under one condition: you have to name it sarah jessika parker
just leaving uw hospital. they thought i had franzia-induced appendicitis. whaaaaat
Just KTHXBAIed an old man for staring at me
I know. I almost started crying. IN WHAT UNIVERSE IS THAT A TURN ON?!
Some girl just showed me her stretch marks
You need to get out of tn
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despite the cops showing up at 8am, pre gaming groundhog day was my idea yet. and by pre gaming, i of course mean getting black out drunk by 7:30am
I just did the math. It is, in fact, cheaper to go out drinking every weekend than it would be for me to pay for a legitimate therapist. What are you doing next Friday night?
We found you in the middle of the road chucking gravel because "the house was too far away".
Hungover in church. I can feel stained glass Jesus judging me.
Your grandma changed her Netflix password :(
He literally knows my vagina better then I do.
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