The girl in the car behind me just took a bowl hit. I miss college.
I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
I just stuffed five dollars in my near empty box of camels to remind myself to buy more. And my mom says I don't budget my money
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
id like to point out that while i was just peeing a condom fell out of my vag.
Now she's making me sit here and look at pictures of guys she likes who look like bears. She's calling them her bear friends.
Dude.. You paid a stripper $50 to listen to you cry last night.
The 9th floor RA wants to know why we stacked 21 cinder blocks in the shower, and I can't remember. Do you?
What can I say, I'm a giver.
Smoking up the homeless at 3am does not make you a humanitarian.
I wore water proof eyeliner just incase the first picture of me of 2012 is a mugshot
omg just made cake vodka jello shots, sooooo excited
dear god these taste like death. death and sprinkles
Really because I got kicked out the eagles game for running up n down the steps singing ' fly eagles fly ' then punched a Dallas fan in the face before the game even started..
I think we can all agree that the size of her boobs, combined with beer, is destroying my ability to judge looks.
I mean it was fine and all but I just don't understand why a man would need all that Simon Cowell paraphanelia
Kinda suprised you didn't immediately ask about the lesbian ghosts tho
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