Scratch that. Lia's boy toy's brother has a gorilla costume. This is gonna be great.
I feel like my whole life has been one big pre-game for Mexico.
Hahaha you puked all over his shirt.
You puked in the planter and everyone saw your snatch.
Well someones bitter they didn't get any.
you're not a real person. you're actually just like a box of wine that can talk
I don't want to ruin date night, but you have no idea how hard it is to poop whilst looking at cute puppies.
I told her it would be awesome. We are all the same people. One of us would always be drunk, one of us would always be hooking up, and one of us would always be crying into a pancake.
Sexiest use of a semi colon this week, congratulations.
Is there one of me peeing? If so do I look bangable in it
What did we do last night and why in the fuck were there carrots in my pocket?
How did delivering mac n cheese to my drug dealer become a two hour outing?
If you can endure a laser on the butthole, you can endure a wax on the butthole. Those are words to live by.
it's 1043 pm. still havent changed out of the shirt i wore last night so at this point i figure i'll go for twosies.
I just had a mini meltdown cause I thought they forgot to put the cheese packet in my mac and cheese. I'm having an awful week.
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
She's better-looking with the mask on.
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