Had a 3 sum last night, and today food just taste better and the air seems so much fresher!
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
The guatemalans kept making all these sexual suggestions ... With the corn
turkey basters and jungle juice, is that really the whole shopping list for new year's?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
there has got to be a maximum amount of semen a person can take in before they get some kind of poisoning.
apparently dick flashing is a frowned upon sport here..... sorry girlfriends mom
My clit is not a Gobstopper. Cut it out.
he's the second guy to suck on my nipple in front of my friends that i haven't made out with.
The point remains that this is the setup for some great stories
Or terrible, horrifying, traumatic experiences
great clearly means different things to us
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
would it be uncouth to smoke a joint during office hours
This is why you're my favorite TA
I'm now consulting a magic eight ball on all major life decisions. On another note I think I have chlamydia.
Remember when I made fun of you when you ran out of toilet paper on your brother's birthday and had to use coffee filters? Guess what happened today
Watching Supernatural does more for me sexually than the physical encounters with 90% of the men in my life.
And you are going to be so turned on by my batman skills later
I have this theory that your highest awareness of how drunk you are is while you're sitting on a toilet
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