Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
it was beautiful and magic like when a hot girl grabs her own tits and smiles at you
If penises could fly, my ass would totally be an airport.
remeber the saying "bad choices make good memories" dude our bad choices dont even make memories.
it took me 7 solid minutes to realize "egggGSaucetingf" meant "exhausting"
You better be Eskimo Brother-ing the FUCK out of tonight right now. Long distance 'balls deep' high five
New Halloween costume idea: Frankenstorm. We have three hours. Make it work.
I just want you to know that I think it is hilarious and wonderful that 40s are now your alcohol of choice.
Just let me take your liver out and beat it with a meat tenderizer for you..
Chilling on my porch debating between pre work drinking or video games and getting high.
in honor of breaking bad starting soon, i am now banging a walter white lookalike. viva heisenberg!
Like don't initiate a threesome when we're all watching SPONGEBOB. That's like sacrilege.
I just came rly close to telling a dude that I want to chew on him and there should be an oil painting of his ass up in the louvre before I realized that isn't how flirting is supposed to go
He told me that he wants to fuck me only wearing a princess tiara...How could I possibly say no to that?
When I woke up today i said I will NOT sleep with her. This morning I did the walk of shame into work wearing the same clothes... How was your Monday?
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