you got so mad from losing a game of beerpong that you went into another room by yourself and practiced for an hour and a half.
Ok love is a little strong. But he consented to Nachos, beer and board game date with my cats. Keeper.
True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
This girl has a second refrigerator that she uses JUST for liquor, her kitchen chairs are kegs AND she can grill. I'm not coming back.
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And it looks like I sent you 4 failed attempts at the word "hey." Sorry about that.
I want to take my head off and cuddle with it
Maybe it will forgive me and stop being an asshole
Seriously though a big penis is like a puppy dog, or a sunny day or some other glorious thing
You are such a penis elitist
You ran through a field yelling "I'm frolicking! I'm frolicking!" Then fell on your face. How is your nose today, doll?
This will always be remembered as the Christmas I had 15 Russians sing christmas carols to me at 130am alone in a gas station while I was stoned on pot brownies
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lesson learned. Never drop acid before a trip to the aquarium. Sounds awesome, is actually terrifying.
Who breaks their ankle the day before a beach wedding? This guy. Maybe this is karma for fucking someone's wife? Idk.
Sitting in my kitchen at 3am, craving dick and eating peanut butter instead. I'm not sure how I feel about being 27.
Was I drunk or did Alex not show up with 100 rainbow Jell-O shots?
oh so have I but I'd still suck a dick or 20 in the name of freedom.
If everyone felt the happiness from apple crown royal we would be in a better place
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