awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
i have a feeling tonight will end in rehab
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
I just figured out, there are 9 children in this world that I can look at in the face and say "I fucked your mom."
You realize at the bar last night we blew on imaginary whistles like rose from titanic right?
He's reached the drunk point where he's trying to convince the family to buy falcons as pets. Can't wait to see how my steak turns out
Also, not pregnant! Way to go uterus! Good job on being a team player!
At least in the future when we're all real people we can laugh about the time we all had scabies together?
How was your 8:30 class today?
Non existent. I just threw up in my water bottle on the bus.
He gave me the choice between a threeway with his best friend or a tiny turtle. Unfortunately I chose the threeway.
You've been dating this guy for a month now and as your best friend I have to complain that I still don't how big his dick is.
i feel like i shouldn't just had to send a text that said "no i will not eat your ass"
No we didn't fuck. He picked me up I asked where we were going and he said "I don't know if you've ever heard of a little place called Denny's?" He was completely serious. I told him to stop the car and I got out and called Jack.
Just don't let me do two things: Beer bongs filled with vodka or shot competitions
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