Spraying perfume on pants makes them clean right?
come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
Get dressed up for her? please, I could shit my pants and she would still blow me
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
I sat in the mc D drive thru and refused to move till the chick gave me her number
we hate each other therefore the sex is mindblowing
i just put all of my beerlympics medals into my academic awards box. i would say they are my greatest achievement since college.
porn star boner night. come get it.
Oh god the guy I took underwear from at the bar is trying to add me as a friend on facebook now.
I was so drunk, I was kissing everyone. Their sexual preference was none of my concern.
He couldn't stand on his own, but he managed to somehow to get to the beer garden and get served 3 more. I'm proud to call him my cousin.
they need to invent a card that reads "thanks for all those boners you gave me that you did NOTHING about"
I think I just wrote a poem about your penis but it was totally unintentional.
We had sex and he ended up in the hospital... don't know if I should be worried or proud.
The part of "Dave" will now be played by "Rob." Rob, why don't you unzip and show Dave why that is.
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