we made out on top of his cat.
We just saw a waitress walk by with a tray of bacardi and whipped cream.
Whoever ordered that deserves a pat on the back and the "classiest customer" award
we're out of white wine, toilet paper and windex... too hard to explain via text
so let's talk penis.
Abreva sucks. I applied it as directed and now it looks like I fed the herpes. They're throwing a party on my bottom lip.
he sent me a picture of his dick with a heart border around it
Maybe someone other than the mad hatter should have gone with him to the ER
Definitely worth waiting her kid to got to sleep when the first thing you hear once she's back is "I want you in my ass right now"
I just spent 20 mins in the shower washing n rewashing my body to get rid of stripper. I even loofa'd my face.
I told him if he cums in my mouth he has to buy me a cake that says "sorry I came in your mouth"
He just started dry humping the air... I'm done
I dont understand why so many people are content staying in and avoiding alcohol and sex
Good new is, my parents are alive. Better news they will be in the hospital all weekend. Best news is im having a house party. All weekend.
If I don't answer right away it's because I took an Adderall and the fridge needs cleaned.
Anyone who can sit 4 hours in a doobie circle with their feet in a kiddie pool is ok by me
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