Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
Someone left a shot of disaronno in a champagne glass here this morning... flip a coin?
Walking home still drunk in snow. Snowflakes are my only hydration..Need moreee
sweet and enthusiastic is code for tiny dick.
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he asked if i wanted their team name to be " Amandas angels" or " Fuk budies" either way an intermural softball team of all my hook ups from spring semester is just depressing. convenient but depressing
This is stressing me out. I feel like I need to eat the dick.
I seriously just caught my Pina colada from falling of a table perfectly facing up. I will now reward myself by finishing this one and then getting my 8th
My nose was gushing blood and he just kept screaming "she took it like a champ" to everyone there. Plus side though, bartender felt bad for me and gave me a free drink.
You said this was your mistake shot and then vomited on the tv. Never forget.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I think I'm at a stage of my life where I subconsciously purposefully fuck everything up just to see if I can find a way out of it.
My disapointment is making my balls hurt :(
we're so committed to being not committed
You're a wizard. You are a master of disguise. You are beautiful. I love you.
he's figured out my code; what are you doing = I haven't found a better dick yet
we cut you off when you started chasing with your slim fast shake
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