What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
I think I just made patron unclassy I bought limes at a gas station and for salt we are using gas station packets of salt
I just watched Jersey Shore so I would know what rock bottom was when I reach it.
She was so happy she found her sunglasses, that she blew me. Im now randomly hiding things of hers in hopes she'll find them and I'll get a repeat performance.
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hey dont come home for a while, moms drunk and is telling the story of 'how she met dad at that orgy' again
in case you were wondering, even a BJ under a blanket on the back of a bus only lifts a 14-hour bus ride to borderline tolerable.
I don’t know what's weirder; the fact that I weigh more with an erection..or the fact that I actually weighed myself with an erection...
I dunno if you guys are having weird sex or a most accurate bird sound contest but either way stop doin it
I HAVE NEVER BEEN FRIENDZONED IN MY LIFE AND THIS GIRL IS GOING TO MAKE ME QUESTION EVERYTHING. LIKE A GODDAMN CUNT. A WONDERFUL, BEAUTIFUL, MAJESTIC, LESBIAN CUNT.
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I forgot that places existed where drinking on Sunday is frowned upon. It's just so unreasonable.
You kicked me our in the middle of a blizzard with a dead phone. I had to give my watch to a pizza delivery person to take me home. You owe me a gyro too.
My tinder date wouldn't stop talking about the Star Wars movie trailer long enough to fuck me. HOW IS THIS MY LIFE?!?
I literally just ordered a gold medal online that is engraved with his name, "01.01.16", and "BEST SEX EVER"
He threatened my life and my car because I called you. Are you sure you never slept with him ?
I swear we were drugged last night
We had a 130$ tab bitch. We drugged ourselves.
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