She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
I don't think brook has ever known best
Her brother walked in on her giving me a bj and just laughed. I got a highfive before I left.
We need a plan...
Find random men. Use them as sexual objects. There's our plan.
I feel like I'm taking part in a surprise porno. At least my hair looked good.
Do you think that we can get a group discount on liver transplants? We'll be like kids again!
im so proud of her that she got shit faced finally. This must be what it feels like to see you kids get their diploma or some shit.
Whatever you didn't send me pics of you topless making bacon
He tried to take a picture of me naked but only got my ass. I don't know his name but if my butt is a guys wallpaper, that's the one I boned.
Sarah's knitting me a hat as an apology for unknowingly making out with my boyfriend
I love it when he cheats on me with nice people
Watching this game makes me realize that we have yet to do Skype shots. What kind of long distance alcoholics are we?
Also, full disclose I puked in a fruit barrel box
Did I seriously answer the door for a home delivery of weed from you and your boss while wearing last night's 80s rockstar face paint?
Partying with my eighth grade history teacher I know you're jealous
Dude, what the hell where you thinking last night
Welllllll basically they were like "challenge" and I was like "accepted"
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