I have a feeling that after last night, i'm not just going to hell. i'm going to hell on a full scholarship. free admission bitches
i want you to feel like i'm letting you into my heart, not just my vagina.
I made a google map for "places I got blow jobs"
Can we please just celebrate being alive this far into the school year and just get drunk?
I might never shower again without beer.. I might also always drink naked
I was the one passing out cake at the bars
I fucking give up. OKC is where small penises go to disappoint me.
I woke up with a pinecone in my hair. A full pine cone.
Having a heartfelt conversation with your boyfriends mom while sexting her son. If that's not multitasking, I don't know what is.
Hahaha more like walk of pride. You entered the lions den last night.
You cant use biscuit as a chaser
A thong just fell out of my purse in front of my whole class maybe I should stop using this morning class as my walk of shame
Look, he's a hot korean guy with a motorcycle and a great ass. I'm gonna do head-titingly kinky shit with him.
They left a cherry picker with the keys in it on a college campus, what else were we supposed to do?
I'M SO HIGH I FORGOT HOW TO EAT A STRAWBERRY. A FUCKING STRAWBERRY.
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