She just said she finds Tyler Perry funny... this is not going to work.
He said he's gonna start calling me "Benny" because we're "friends with bennyfits"
I made a google map for "places I got blow jobs"
Hes warming up week old McDonalds french fries, putting hot sauce on them, and counting them with his shirt off.
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I'm doing it for my vagina. You should understand that
He only had napkins in the bathroom... no toilet paper. If I fuck him, am I settling?
This number has temporarily been disconnected and will be restored to service once you get rid of you girlfriend.
Ugh I can't even look at alcohol this weekend, my body needs to heal.
An hour is enough time for me to get drunk and win a dry hump marathon so I hope you have somewhat similar or better goals
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
The only math I use in every day life is figuring out how much I can spend on alcohol and still have money to pay my bills. High school lied to us.
You slid down a wall, tried to pull your cast off and yelled that casts were too conformist.
He's unconstrained by sanity, physics, or his liver.
If drinking had a "new high score" I think I hit it this weekend.
After we finished, she peed a little on my chest and told me she was "marking her territory". I didn't know if I should have been scared or aroused.
How do I stop your cat from bathing me? I'm afraid she'll get drunk off my sweat
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