So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
You filled up my voicemail with a slurred but graphic depiction of how you were humping a fire hydrant.
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
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you missed kickoff and the first round of bodyshots. I suggest you get here now.
Yeah but I was the kid who ran over your BMW and is banging your 15 year old daughter... There isn't a cool enough dad in the world to make that work.
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
Dude I introduced the hot Russian girl to the hot Ukrainian girls. I am a UN ambassador
He is really real. Like I know where he works, have referenced him with mutual fb friends and I've seen his dick. He's real.
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You'd love her. She's outspoken like us. And appreciates a big penis and a strong drink.
That guy was drunk and couldn't get it up so he just tried to scissor me.
That's why i need nudes. Plutonic nudes.
Your life is a soap opera of great sex, cats, and booze.
You know you started drinking too early in the day when you have a hangover at midnight
thats called having FUN
It’s a 10 inch dick! Of course I’m getting a Brazilian
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