i just posted a lake picture of you with a dead fish in your mouth. happy july 5th.
My cousin just told me i smelled good. She must like the smell of cum.
whore
and you tried to get a free burrito from Potbelly's
He was a bulldog and my face was like rare meat. Never again with the drunken ones.
Is it horrible that I want to keep my purple landing strip until after my gyno apt? I feel like someone beside myself should see it...
just woke up to a get well card i wrote myself when i was drunk. it was by the advil. i am a cocky bitch.
Dude, it could be so much worse. That Dale kid lost a toe I think.
I'm gonna drop in for a zip later man. It made me wanna eat my girls shampoo. Good shit
But think about it. I could put her gold medal around my penis
I knew it was going to be good when he took off my bra and I only realized 5 minutes later
we need to make pact to not cut each other's hair on coke and whiskey nights.
While I agree, I dont think thats realistically possible
I remember eating bacon bits off your chest that night... I'll never look at bacon pizza the same way
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
i just found a lighter in my bra... from last night, and its 7:43pm...
can jess come too?
sure! but I don't have enough booze for the both of you.
she comes with her own booze, no worries.
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