I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
I dont get chicks, its like they only care about themselves and money
sounds like you understand them just fine
took him home. told him i would rock his world. passed out. a for effort f for follow thru
never. drinking. again.
lets not get ahead of ourselves.
You told him how lucky he was to be an elephant and kept trying to grab his "trunk"
she played "i just wanna get married" by jagged edge while we were having sex. why cant i avoid stage 5 clingers
i never thought i could drink so much vodka in 8 minutes
I guess I made wings because there's chicken everywhere. Even on the walls. 3 of them. It's like a chicken grave yard.
You insisted on going outside so you could "breathe real air".
The less fucks you give, the more fucks you get. Kinda like "a penny saved is a penny earned" but with vagina.
Why did I puke in my shower caddy last night
Someone drunkenly cleaned and organized my car last night... Nothing's missing, so that's a plus.
I'm moving out of my place and I just gave my mom a couch that I had sex on last night. Reduce, reuse, recycle at its best.
You've created a tinder dominating monster.
Me sprinting out of your house without my bra or shoes is our entire relationship defined in a single moment.
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