and that's why he's hiding in the taco suit
A. What the fuck are period panties? B. Don't ever wear them around me... or bears.
we need to find that guy that whips out his cock at the bar again
At least you weren't that one girl in the bar that was letting everyone draw on her in sharpie. Worst decision I've ever witnessed.
I know. I just don't want anything else. I have no other desire. Just a ham sandwich.
I honestly don't know what to make of that.
A ham sandwich would be nice.
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
Still can't decide which I'm more disappointed about: the blow job I gave him or the donuts I ate after.
98% is good enough for me. Kinda like birth control. Worth the risk
The more and more I drink I keep rationalizing banging eye patch girl
I'm bringing cupcakes to work today as an apology for my actions at the bar last night, my boss probably can't look at me the same ever again
HE'S BRINGING FRIED MAC AND CHEESE BITES. I GET FRIED MAC AND CHEESE AND SEX PEOPLE. BEST WEDNESDAY EVER.
Yeah we do. It needs to be like a good penis- long, substancial, and able to make people cry.
My mom just offered to be my designated driver tonight. I love being an adult.
Had to leave my skype meeting to vomit. I'm obviously ready for the real world.
Speaking of dumpster fires, your ex tried to add me on Facebook
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