Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
I've created a drink called, "watching the sound of music with grandma." its straight vodka
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
At one point last night I over heard you say " I'm gonna puke in a bag and pour it down your throat" I LOVE YOU.
And by sexy pictures I mean pictures of my penis in strange places. I rock out with my cock out.
I'll be there in 10. I need you naked and ready. Warm up.
Sorry my hands just texted you
OH HAPPY DAYS YOU'RE BOTH GINGERS YOU'LL REPRODUCE YOUR OWN KIND
She frightens me and turns me on at the same time. She's a keeper
Restraining order pending?
He laid on the ground 100 ft from the car crying about how he just wanted to be home already
Now with the essential back story, I can empathize. Sorry about your beer and butthole.
whenever i get involved w someone i'm gonna give you their number to testify to the fact that they should not fall in love with me
Ok so I'm not gonna ignore the fact that you had sex on a frat basement floor and spent the last 4 years wondering how you got HPV
He said he would get me a helmet and bedazzle it with my name and address so the cabs would know where to take me
I was taking a nap and she comes in wo/ pants, gets up on the bed and mounts my face while watching Weeds on Netflix. I'm okay with it, but at least let me wake up first.
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