Whod you bang
I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
Just heard a guy discussing with someone else the amazing blow job you gave him. I’m in New York. Over 2 hours away from where you live. I have never been more proud.
I successfully cooked a taquito with a lighter! My stomach hurts now tho.. im either guna blame it on the undercooked taquito or im feeling guily about porkin my brothers gf a lil bit ago
Revenge fucks should not count towards the total number. They're justified.
i love beer. I convinced myself that I'm going to ace the exam tomorrow. I can't even do that when I actually study.
Being at this bar with grandma is a real cockblocker
I don't care if shes your sisters age. Once someone is on my to do list theres only one way to get them off it
you know what would be perfect? if you flew in on a horse/cat holding taco bell and then you swooped me up and took me to disney world and it was magical
there is something about beer and popsicles that make the world go round
She was throwing my stuff away and then before I knew it she was sucking my dick. It was like some fucked up sour patch kids commercial
So you're mad that you saw a penis at a swinger's party? That's rational
I'm sorry your Amazon says buttplugs now
No ambien sex tonight. I just ate two hotdogs with chilli and onions.
Was I trying to make a threesome happen again?!
Yep
I need to stop doing that, Im gonna get punched in the face
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