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• (440): View more from Ohio

  why doesnt he love me? i have tried everything. i even sang to him after sex.

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  you have got to be kidding?

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• (720): View more from Colorado

  I look like a sausage in jean shorts, you should have woken up earlier and approved my outfit.

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• (716): View more from New York

  sorry for making everyone realize you look like bruce jenner

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• (330): View more from Ohio

  Sorry about bonging beers with your mom but in all fairness you were late...

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• (954): View more from Florida

  Two questions: what are you doing RIGHT NOW? and do you know how to drive a golf cart?

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• (517): View more from Michigan

  I NEED TO GET TO THE PLAYGROUND. I JUST NEED TO SWING. IF I SWING MAYBE THE SMELL WILL COME OFF OF ME. I NEED TO SWING

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• (778): View more from British Columbia

  First of all guys don't have walks of shame. Secondly there is nothing more epic than riding the skytrain in a toga while everyone else is going to work

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• (267): View more from Pennsylvania

  I feel like the only way to get him to stop is by telling him i'm tired from fucking our other friend every night this week

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• (914): View more from New York

  Wearing rip off pants to a booty call last night was one of my most brilliant ideas ever.

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• (513): View more from Ohio

  you fail at everything in life besides blacking out

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• (803): View more from South Carolina

  My night just got really weird. In a sit down stall bathroom at this nice resturaunt and this guy walks in as I rip a humongous porcelain-splitting fart. Well, I hear him stop for a second. He then opens the door to the stall next to mine, sits down and says, "player two has entered the game."

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  Did you win?

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• (908): View more from New Jersey

  It's accurate though. I am legitimately passionate about pickles. I crave pickles the same way I crave sex. It is a deep rooted animalistic need

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• (307): View more from Wyoming

  Dicks are not precious.

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• (917): View more from New York City

  so third time im replacing the batteries on my vibrator in 2 months #sosingle....on another note though, black beauty is raring to go

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• (832): View more from Houston, Texas

  Remember how I have such good luck that it's almost bullshit?

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  I'm afraid to ask, but go on.

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