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(843): View more from South Carolina

I'm in a strip club that reminds me of a crack house from the 80's.

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(843): I'm in a strip club that reminds me of a crack house from the 80's. http://tfl.nu/1kcz

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(302): View more from Delaware

i just wanna skin you and wear you like last years versace.

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you may have the big hair, fake nails, and talk with a fake accent, but you will NEVER be a housewife from new jersey so STOP TRYING.

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(302): i just wanna skin you and wear you like last years versace. (1-302): you may have the big hair, fake nails, and talk with a fake accent, but you will NEVER be a housewife from new jersey so STOP TRYING. http://tfl.nu/vhdb

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(406): View more from Montana

Dude michael jackson died, guess he's not 'stayin aliveee' any longer.

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Uh dude that wasn't a michael jackson song it was the BGs

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(406): Dude michael jackson died, guess he's not 'stayin aliveee' any longer. (1-406): Uh dude that wasn't a michael jackson song it was the BGs http://tfl.nu/ro47

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(818): View more from California

My mom just drunkenly told me i was conceived in the back of a car, at a Bon Jovi concert.

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(818): My mom just drunkenly told me i was conceived in the back of a car, at a Bon Jovi concert. http://tfl.nu/ehir

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(334): View more from Alabama

She said "You blew my mind last night." and I said "nah, I just blew my load." and her mom heard.

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(334): She said "You blew my mind last night." and I said "nah, I just blew my load." and her mom heard. http://tfl.nu/xu4e

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(919): View more from North Carolina

My roomate just said the he would "tap dat" to the 13 out of control girl on maury. Im finding a new place in the morning.

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(919): My roomate just said the he would "tap dat" to the 13 out of control girl on maury. Im finding a new place in the morning. http://tfl.nu/jpte

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(610): View more from Pennsylvania

he conducted the entire waffle house into singing the song Oklahoma. He was wasted.

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(610): he conducted the entire waffle house into singing the song Oklahoma. He was wasted. http://tfl.nu/laiq

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(412): View more from Pennsylvania

bars should really give you discounts for bringing your own shot glass

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(412): bars should really give you discounts for bringing your own shot glass http://tfl.nu/ur9n

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(858): View more from California

You owe me new eyes. The ones I have are burned with your balls into the back of my eyes. And every time I close them, your balls are right there...

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(858): You owe me new eyes. The ones I have are burned with your balls into the back of my eyes. And every time I close them, your balls are right there... http://tfl.nu/mklp

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(705): View more from Ontario

I rode a bull tonight, There is absolutely no reason my dick is not in some chicks mouth

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(705): I rode a bull tonight, There is absolutely no reason my dick is not in some chicks mouth http://tfl.nu/7ynn

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(+44): View more from United Kingdom

Life for us students isn't all fun and drunken lesbian affairs you know

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(+44): Life for us students isn't all fun and drunken lesbian affairs you know http://tfl.nu/1326

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(425): View more from Washington

I hate him. I fucked every one of his friends AND his fat brother and he still won't break up with me.

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(425): I hate him. I fucked every one of his friends AND his fat brother and he still won't break up with me. http://tfl.nu/51kh

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(847): View more from Illinois

Ok how about tonight me and you get laid together. Same girl. Then she signs our dicks.

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As weird as it sounds I would totally be down

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(847): Ok how about tonight me and you get laid together. Same girl. Then she signs our dicks. (630): As weird as it sounds I would totally be down http://tfl.nu/3ahb

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(865): View more from Tennessee

You know when you meet a penis that looks like it was made out of all your hopes and dreams?

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(865): You know when you meet a penis that looks like it was made out of all your hopes and dreams? http://tfl.nu/qz0j

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(440): View more from Ohio

New York City is dangerous when the only bars you go to are the ones that have 'open' in front

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(440): New York City is dangerous when the only bars you go to are the ones that have 'open' in front http://tfl.nu/k7td

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