barbara walters just said penis...
awesome recipe for disaster- bar hopping at the airport
his penis was crooked so i rode him at an angle. he seemed used to this.
guess you're going to miss out on a groin massage and a frosty vagina
Guy Shares All The ‘New Discoveries’ He’s Made Since Moving In With His Girlfriend And It’s Hilariously Relatable
That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
Was that picture taken before or after I supposedly punched him in the face?
Rode my bike to work still drunk. Almost threw up on a camper while getting him out of his parents car.
I'm covered in egg mcmuffin wrappers and my room smells like dead hooker.
You were telling me last night 101 proof was nothing and you needed 400 proof or better yet military or marine proof, because you're marine grade.... You rascal.
I'm puking in a turkey pan....
Guy Accidentally Starts A Group Chat With All The Girls He’s Talking To And Gets Absolutely Roasted
You know you were way drunk when you wake up at 7 AM halfway on a couch, tangled in a sheet with your shoes still on.
Now I just sit back and wait to give ass birth to pure evil.
I was full on naked standing in his room and I just said "this isn't me" and left.
I stole $10 from the guy I hooked up with last night.Not sure why but it was definitely more satisfying.
Dont worry, the Canadians are more afraid of you then you are of them.
Like I’ve seen him completely trashed and I’ve also seen him rip shirtsleeves off with his teeth and I can’t tell if I’m intrigued or not
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