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i'm trying to reconcile what i did last night with who i am as a person.
this is going to sound stupid but when I was drunk and thought I was a stripper where I did toss my pants?
somehow we got the entire party to start singing "ill make a man out of you" from mulan. needless to say, that kid had the best keg stand i'd ever seen.
He was sitting cross legged outside his tent repeatedly hitting the ground with a hammer and shouting 'this.is.a.good.idea.'
This is one of the fundamental differences between you and I. If I found meat in a plastic bag, I wouldn't put it in my mouth.
And "sexual slave/chef" was as it turns out not a real career choice...
that's not even the weird part though. he already knew where the bathroom was, he might have been here before..
When you gave the girl your number the fat girl was like "take mine....here please take mine"
I've only left my bed to pee and eat nutella out of the jar with my fingers
I'm putting "buy a bottle of scotch" on my "productive things to do to procrastinate studying for finals" list
The ratio of last drink to last smoke is so tricky. This could go on until the booze is gone
I am seriously only coming over if there are McNuggets. I want 10 bitch. Honey mustard.
In between explaining the best feminist lenses for the myth of Persephone and doing vodka shots with my friends she dragged me into my car and gave me an Earth shattering blow job. Honestly I think I'm in love.
Drunk me says 72 hours of Mexican Viagra and room service.Sober me says we stopped being lovers for a reason after the last lost weekend.
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