I don't want to talk about it. He was like the Little Engine that couldn't get me off.
my mom walked in on me smoking weed alone, listening to the eagles, and just staring at the river. she totally knew.
New realization: eye makeup remover takes sharpie off boobs
please dont pick me up from the airport dressed like a terrorist.
Its official. 'Jingle Bell Rock' gives me a boner. Thank you Lindsay Lohan & Rachel McAdams.
I made $80 at the club last night by telling him he was like a wild pony and I just wanted to tame him
But is that really the name you want to scream out during climax?
He said he wanted to "superfuck" me
Does he wear a cape??
Did I tell you I bit someone's arm for you last night
White girls? They're everywhere. In packs. Drunk white girl packs.
all i remember is slapping you in the face with a slice of pizza while laughing maniacally.
Enjoy the penises
I DONT WANT YOUR DICK. I WANT BRUNCH.
He texted me "sup", so I sent him that gif of the surprised guy and apparently it offended him
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
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