This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
My vag wants to play a game of hungry hungry hippos with your cock.
once my pubes got caught on her snaggletooth it was all downhill from there
I'd say this is worse than that time when I realized that my favorite bath toy growing up was my Mom's douche bottle.
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i was actually impressed that she managed to throw up underwater while scuba diving
just realized we made a drinking game to how many times they say "hakuna matata" in the lion king last night... hello sophomore year.
Not even close. I woke up in the bed of Codys truck. Wrapped up in a sleeping bed, using a stuffed alligator as a pillow. And Alex was laying naked beside me. Not to mention I wasn't wearing the clothes I got there in.
got woken up at 7:30 by a drunk girl asking me where she was... apparently she slept on my futon
she was in a cheetah costume
Theres a midget tsa agent. Just an observation
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Yea. I couldn't get a job in fast food but I can teach Americas youth. The future looks great
OH DEAR GOD. He looks like if u licked him he'd taste like bourbon, sex and sunshine.
Some dudes just stopped and stared at me peeing in the street for like 5mins, and I yelled HEY. HEY. WANT ME TO SHIT IN YOUR MOUTH? I'LL SHIT ON YOUR CHEST FOR FIVE DOLLARS, PAPI
this is why i love drunk you
She throws back shots like they are NO-THING. I swear, she goes through like five straight tequila shots, does a jello shot, chases with half a hot dog, has a rum and coke, and then takes her shirt off and makes an impromptu bandage out of it for fuckin' Tim who cut himself on the flagpole. I'm going to marry her.
I want to be tan and drunk. Is that too much to ask for?
The NSA quit spying on phones. I'm sending you SO MANY dick pics.
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