i can't believe he got me to come over to him by waving a natty light at me.
make sure nobody uses the downstairs toilet. i like to have an unused toilet for the weekends. dont shit where you puke i always say.
I kept trying to give you water and you kept spitting it back at me. You looked like a camel. People were staring
He's trying to impress me with how much money he makes. How does he know me so well?
Our suitemates are shrooming again. I left a less colorful dress hanging on the door, change before you come in because purple is making Maeve cry.
I bought a sword. Make the proper arrangements.
he gifted me a vibrator as he was breaking up with me. you tell me how my night went
new district manager is here. you need to come in early
5th mimosa says otherwise
I think there is a legit party going on the place we thought was AA
I just got a lecture from your coked out sister about the monetary value of Dothraki hair braids. Take her home.
i almost threw up on his dick. its like icarus, flew too close to the sun. except the sun is his dick and my throat was icarus
She showed me her tits outside Taco Bell....After she flashed the dude working there in an effort to get in.
Were you the one who yelled "FOR GLORYHOLE!" then punched a hole through my door?
I wrote notes to myself all over my body. "don't yell at cops again" "Cody stole your phone" "you kissed Cody" "vodka shots are bad for your liver" and "cactus pretty" WTF????
so all I remember is hig-fiving the cop and then sprinting away. considering I'm not in jail, I count that as a win.
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