Only in Alabama do they play hymns in a bar!!!
I Just realized that having a picture folder that says "not for mom" may give off the wrong impression to wondering eyes
I didnt shave my beard last night, so I could feel it while Im shrooming today
You're going to have to buy me a lot of drinks before the bee suit goes on...
Currently coming up with judgment, the game. Works well on buses, will probably be more entertaining in bars.
HOW DID YOU GET DEPORTED FROM THE BAHAMAS
Remind me to tell you a really funny story about me and arson.
Take a good hard look at your life. And the number of 18-20 year olds that you have made out with in the last 6 months... and then keep doing whatever the fuck you want.
just like cleaning my room and being more organized in my life. more so just making sure a toaster doesn't end up in my car again for 2 months
Google imaged your anal issues. Seems fuckable still.
i had every intention of working out now im just drinking wine and thinking about taking nudes in my thigh high tube socks
- I'm finally learning to be functional when I'm high. I feel like this is a milestone.
Lesson Learned: It's not a party until someone pisses their pants.
He kept apologizing that the nerve damage makes him take a while to finish. Meanwhile he gave me 3 orgasms and a leg cramp
Only you could benefit from a reckless driver
That man fucks like a champ. The sex was so good I did him again in the morning just to be sure
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