She's helping me study for the final by writing the vocab words all over her body.
Oh god. There is a bite mark in the bar of soap. Please tell me I was not that wasted.
I AM SUCH A BETTER PERSON ON DRUGS
I gave him head and we watched Fashion Police. somehow it wasn't awkard.
We were all drunk for the whole flight. Steve doesn't even remember the cab ride to the airport. At 6am. Says he "blacked back in" at security.
Speaking of roommates, Kelsey and I woke up to urine in our trash can. Neither one of us is willing to admit to it so we've come to the conclusion that someone snuck into our room in the middle of the night
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
Why do you think she gets more guys?
well her prof pic is her in her bedroom looking hot and mine is me looking terrified while holding a giant spider at 6 flags, so there's that
Is eating fries while lying on the floor bad for you?
If I choke and die at least I will have been doing something I love
I just made a drink so ill shit. It's goona be great. Ill tell you about it when you get here. Get pumped. For my shit.
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
Come eat Chinese buffet and watch us trip on acid. It'll be fun.
You and your dick were a topic of high regard tonight
if anyone breaks out the olive oil & slip n slide, text me 911.
I’ve got a lot of questions but the first one has to be where you got the flame thrower.
Randomize
