Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
he just said he was sorry he wasnt been able to come by more often coz things are really crazy with that girl
you mean his girlfriend
eating toast while peeing. You think this what kanye meant by the good life?
I'm sorry for what I said earlier...your vagina wouldn't look funny If you had a kid.
I'm not gonna lie. having my legs shaved for me in the morning was a lovely surprise.
The only people who have said happy valentines day to me today have been 2 homeless people.
He's so young, I keep getting a mental image of him in footie pajamas. It's cute but it's wrong. Or is it?
Hickey on my chest, threw out my elbow and now walking out my shame.
Youre getting too old for this
what kind of roommate is she really? she wouldn't even hold my hair back.
I just rolled an Obama blunt and a Romney shame joint for tonight. Vote wisely.
You leaned over so she could squirt ketchup in your hair and then started chanting "KETCHUP NIGHT!! KETCHUP NIGHT!!!"
I just passed a kid trying to leave on a lawn mower
I feel like a pizza delivery girl of vagina tho
i want to platonically make out with them, platonically. in the back of this minivan
I'm still waiting for God to smite you for impersonating a decent human being.
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