I havent dry-humped that much since freshmen year. Forgot how good it doesnt feel.
Sometimes I worry for your future but then I remember how big your boobs are.
I honestly don't know what my boundaries are, but shitting on me is crossing them.
I need a good reason NOT to eat this entire jar of nutella right now
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Wife passed out. Doing shots with the hot bartender... Don't tell me I don't know how to celebrate a 1yr anniversary
then he tried to convert me to islam
What should I wear?
Uhhhhh...idk? it's a gay bar
I found something that says "i'm here to party, but not fuck guys."
You just seemed really offended whenever my cup was empty.
Why yes actually, getting stoned and reading an AARP magazine IS totally where I wanted my night to end!
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Our fuck buddy relationship took a turn for the worst after we were drunk and I punched him in the face when he asked for a three some with my best friend.
I'm watching a man in drag spread food products on his face my life is spiraling out of control.
My mother is even happier about me having a sugar daddy than I am
I don't care if we're married you can't just walk into the bedroom with a pizza box expecting to get laid
Today, I lack passion for anything but Taco Tuesday.
I think I left my bra and my crocs in your room
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