She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?
Midgets have it so easy. They have so much less leg area to shave.
what do 4 police cars, 1 ambulence, and 2 fire truycks have in common?.... My driveway
I have 250 contacts there has to be someone sober to take me to taco bell
You need to take one for the team and go bang a random sample of mexicans. Cause my internets broke and I can't google mexican foreskin stats.
I'm getting very mixed reviews. One friend told me to stop drinking bc the last 3 times he's heard from me I've either peed my pants, been throwing up, or people have been having sex beside me.
Strangely enough I'm encouraging you to keep drinking for all the same reasons.
MY DOG FOUND A BAG OF COKE ON THE SIDE OF THE ROAD!!!!!!!!!!!
AND ITS GOOD STUFF TOO!!!!!! AHHH!!!!!!
How did she break his doorknob?
That was our fault. We put a chair under the doorknob so that she wouldn't wander out of his room in the middle of the night and jump into bed with her ex. But she's stronger than we thought.
Between the puerto rican elf, the fat marine, the deaf guy and the ex coke head I've got a good preview if the men in this city...
You know you can't live off of vodka and pizza rolls forever
I'VE ALREADY MADE MY CHOICE
You know your horny when you have a sex dream about Ace Ventura, if your wondering he's awful
If a clean cut ginger with a flannel and tattoos shows up at the apartment, he is allowed inside.
I kept screaming at his rabbit: "IT'S OKAY, YOU CAN HAVE SOME TRIX. FUCK THOSE SELFISH BITCHES."
Youre saying I should leave him? Have you seen the dating pool these days? It's terrifying, and in the capital region it's straight Norman Bates
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