Best look from Detroit today: running across the street with your buttcheeks on display carrying a 40 oz. Or maybe being crazy-pregnant and screaming and slamming a pay phone. Toss up.
His second form of ID was an emergency room wristband from an hour ago. What the fuck is going on right now
Haha yeah he had an allergic reaction to the alcohol earlier. He thinks that if he only drinks vodka he will be ok...
Exactly. All of us sinners go to hell and get nothing while all of the goody two shoes get to go to heaven where its all pink floyd, lasers, and pot.
idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
And then she proceeded to fling her bra around while screaming the rocket power theme song, still managing to not fall off the skateboard
im honestly more upset that i fucked a buckeyes fan than about cheating on my boyfriend...
I can only get completely wasted and hungry two more times and then we're out of fritos.
We fucked to showtunes. Never going out with a theatre major ever again.
I'll be home next weekend. Its mothers day. Let's party just enough so we are frightened it might be our first
The three yr old girl I nanny grabbed a pole just now and is chanting "this is my house"
Sounds like you at that dive bar last weekend
I have just found the cubicle of sustenance. And I will rejoice at all the families that have not found this magic. This vodka cubicle of magic.
I know what I want to do this Friday. However, it might end in me getting kicked out of an arcade and a mini golf course.
I managed to break 3 nails and loose my stockings, but I made 87 dollars at the strip club. I asked where I could find an application on the way out.
Btw I'm playing passed out so you can get laid but obviously you need to take the offense just ask him if he wants to go to bed and leave a cigg on the counter
help. his tongue is stuck. Its not what you think. Hurry.
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