just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
I told her at least we still had each other. That's when she started crying.
So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
i woke up next to the toilet with a chipped tooth, somebody elses shirt on, and a random guys id in my pocket
i think i'd rather have a trophy of a like jizz stained curtain or something
I peed glitter this morning and had a beard drawn on my face with eyeliner. Last time I do shots with gay Dan.
She is wasted and this random lady got her to suckle milk from her tit
No, it's cool, I just bounced from the hospital. I was...talking to a security guard, maybe?
He sent me a dick pic from his living room and it has pictures of his three kids in the background
My boss stocked the communal fridge with Gatorade. It's like he wants me to come in hungover.
As she came, she moaned Roll Tide. I kid you not.
This girl in my class is lecturing my professor about zombies. It has been going on for 15 minutes.
Zombies?
Zombies.
Im crying watching 9/11 footage eating spray can cheese in my pajamas.
She was blowing air into green onions and tying knots in them to make "balloons"
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