got them to do a wheelbarrow of shame down the sidewalk after the threesome. I rule
you're the best thing to happen to me. closely followed by learning to ejaculate, and drugs.
It was perfect I came I passed out in his comfortable bed then a glass of jack Daniels fell from the bed post and spilled all over my face
Pulling over on the side of the road to set off fireworks was the worst idea you have ever had. I don't care if it was called a friendship pagoda.
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I started singing the national anthem on a train in London. Happy 4th of July assholes
I'm more concerned with the fact that he was UNconcerned that live poultry could peck him in the nutsack @ any moment of sex
This costume is too restrictive. The priest and I cannot get it on while I am wearing it.
He told me he loved me and then peed his own bed. So at least it was a memorable one night stand.
Who knew that showing someone your boobs would make them stop crying.
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Either he pets my cat or this deal is null
Definitely accidentally brought drugs into Disneyland. Considering using them.
Dude chill patience is a virtue.
WHY DOES PATIENCE HAVE TO BE A VIRTUE, WHY CAN'T HURRY THE FUCK UP BE A VIRTUE?
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
FYI - Don’t go in the downstairs bathroom. Ryan is passed out naked on the floor with a raging hard on.
The shower rod just came down while I was pooping. I caught it though and the curtain stayed on, so I'm not sure if it's a good or bad omen for the rest of my day
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