I don't understand why some guys want to have a huge conversation while standing at the urinal with cock in hand...
i just watched my husband get a prostate exam. sex is ruined for me.
The parties out here are fucking awesome and I've got the grades to prove it.
two fat guys on crotch rockets just invited me to 'party' with them at a del taco. why does this keep happening to me?
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she acted like she'd never seen someone do speed off of a desk with a rolled up receipt. and she calls herself a grad student.
Yeah it'll definitely be worth it. Not having syphilis all the time you know
That's what I love about being a lesbian. My roommate's boyfriend watched her finger me and then he made me pancakes in the morning. AND THEN HE LEFT.
I asked him if we could switch positions so I could watch the Olympics... I'd say date number two is a miss
I am officially in a love triangle with my celebrity crush
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Two questions: is there going to be a bathroom at this party, and can we fuck in it. This will define whether or not I enjoy going to parties with you.
I wanna print it out and hang it on the fridge like parents do with good report cards.
oh the joys of a picture of a negative pregnancy test
What happened?
Vodka. Vodka happened.
You'd think that a rotation of two 30 year old men could keep me satisfied... WHY ISN'T THERE A MAN THAT CAN KEEP UP WITH MY HEALTHY SEXUAL APPETITE?!
Our sex sesh was interrupted by a bunch of hobos fighting outside his apartment.
He sided with his father, so I slashed his tires. I’d say that’s a fair trade.
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