I called her a whore. 15 minutes later she gave me head at arby's while i was eating a roast beef. best afternoon ever
If the first sentence isn't something about weed or the nature of choclate I'm skipping class.
mondays should just be called national damage control day
It's not fair. Guys with dicks that huge should not be allowed to be catholic.
it was a 10 min screaming orgasm. i don't care that you were next door and didn't appreciate all the noise.
does she really think making her boyfriend delete me on facebook is going to magically stop us from hooking up?
Tonight will bring shame to my future grandchildren.
I think im gonna bang this 35 year old at a kids birthday party in the bathroom at this house while the kids open the presents.
I'm sorry i ruined our friendship with a boner
Long story short he broke into a preschool and threw all their cones into a tree.
It just makes me feel nauseous. And I don't want to feel nauseous when all I really want is to get off.
I think his dick was bigger than his dog
I'm going to tell you something and I want no judgement because it's america day and I'm wearing an American flag bathing suit but...I woke up in a yard.
so i may or may not have just had sex on the stage of the lecture hall....
We’ve got a propane heater on our back porch if you want to come over and eat a McRib in peace
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