its not stalking. its research.
distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
All he was doing was sitting in the car, staring. We asked him what was wrong and he just turned, smiled, and said "everything has its own pair of boots"
You're being dramatic. You can calm down, or you can piss off. Either way, I ate your burrito.
ugh i can't even wear this perfume anymore. it just brings back blurry memories of blowjobs and regret.
I held his ankles while he hung off the top bunk attempting to get my pillow that fell off.
Remember that time we got drunk tomorrow
And then he said he would build me a mountain dew water fountain
Marry him now.
I can't wait to see you again...not a euphemism, just really looking forward to seeing you. Wanting to fuck you as often as possible just seems implied at this point.
I remember you fighting a small man for the last of the pizza. Was there a midget in my house last night?
Woke up with 5 texts apologizing from a number I named "guy who elbowed me in face"
I'm fucking sick of guys. I think I'm going to date myself. No drama. And I know I'll always put out.
Got really high to see my fist college experience unfold. Too high to find my classroom but I found the McDonald's down the street
Tip of the day: Don't Amazon vibrators when your WHOLE FAMILY uses your prime account. There's dildo after dildo showing up in my "Related to Items You've Viewed" category on the home page.
If he knew how badly I want to blow him he’d stop talking about his wife
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