Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
the last thing i remember is you screaming lets hunt humans.
im not an educated person. i just do things. and it works out in my favor
about to tell this girl that sh'es my teenage dream. you have 15.358s to stop me.
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this is the second time in my life i thought i might need to go to rehab. im including all the mornings that i wake up in dewey beach as "the first time"
When the tupperware hit the highway it was like a vomit bomb
Blacked in riding a tandem bicycle with a stranger. We stopped for hot dogs.
I just found a tail you can wear naked. Via a butt plug. Who ever said the internet was a good thing?
I know. I told you I'm a mess. She had weird nipples. I almost lost an eye to one.
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I'm not so good at organized events that don't revolve around whiskey or playgrounds.
so hungover. i just puked at the sight of the beer emoticon you sent me.
All I do lately is eat steak, drink warm beer, watch porn, and avoid booty calls when I'm too lazy to take a shower. I think the apocalypse turned me into a dude.
The entire state will know me by my boobs.
What does it say about my expectations if I'm pounding three beers the hour before a date?
I think someone shaved off all their pubes in the handicap stall or a werewolf stopped by the office to take a crAzy dump!
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