you told me to make out with him to promote the social success of the sorority
I just want you to know I tipped the cab driver $10 last night because I felt bad that he didn't have healthcare.
Knitting and drinking wine. Forget my 21st birthday, might as well just skip to my 60th
So i closed my laptop as i started to fall off my bed and then i caught myself and realized that moment of catching myself is the difference between tuesday and friday.
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He filled our room with little plastic cups of beer so the only way I could get out was by drinking them all.
dude, I feel like I need to get my gf's roommate a gift. something that says, sorry you walked in on me getting blown. suggestions?
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
Some old chick is rubbing my thigh and saying she needs some Memorial Day dick. Her teeth are kind of gross but I'm going for it.
I had to sit there with his three fat aunts talking about a bunch of 50 Shades knockoff books.
I felt like a taxi, but my meter was running up minutes he would be eating me out that night.
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L'Shannah Tovah!
Whats that? My new stripper name?
we both turned hook ups into relationships we are crushing this thing called life right now.
He just asked me to be his girlfriend while having sex on his parents kitchen counter
i woke up with blood and cuts on my face and i don't remember anything after winning four games of beer pong in a row last night. and i'm still drunk.
you are a true champion. bear my children.
There is no rule that you can't be in a room with more than one dick that's been inside you.
If I'm able to walk tomorrow morning, I'm gonna be really disappointed with myself...
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