Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
You smell like stripper and shame
I cant date a girl that sucks dick at sucking dick
just jacked off with my ROTC uniform on. boy i feel like an american.
I give you the lube, you make me the mac and cheese, that's a pretty fair deal I think.
His rich uncle has six months to live. I feel pregnant.
Her vagina felt like a fur coat. It was weird at first but I kinda liked it
Thank god for federal credentials. Waaaaayyyy to hungover to go through airport security lines right now.
Dude that chick had a dog in her car. Like when she goes bar hoping so does roofus. He gaurds the car.
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
Its 11am and I'm eating gummi bears and drinking Tennessee honey in my underwear...this is why I'm self employed
Blowing lines in the bathroom and trying to get into the mindset of someone who wants to be at work for 12 hours
I pretty much just wake up, masturbate at least twice, and go to the beach. #Unemployed. I do look for jobs in between all that tho.
Well he offered to lick my asshole so...I'm not really worried about his interest level.
we used a blowdryer last night to warm up our left over pizza..it worked perfectly at first..but then the chili powder got into his eyes..
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