I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
I think I'm in Tiajuana
You are not in Tijuana. I saw you an hour ago
I could be
i dont know what it is, i just found it in my pants.
Just had to explain my "wine me. Dine me. Sixty-nine me" key chain to my grandma...she took it surprisingly well.
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I just got hit on by my highschool french teacher. I need to stop going to this bar.
I envy the lives of milf's kids, the little kid grabs her tits and she just laughs and says not now
I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
When did it seem like a good idea to do pull ups off the balcony? After beer 5 or shot 7?
I booty called her while she was in labor.
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Cops came. Forced us to take the "Honk and We'll Drink" and the "Free Shots to Father's of Freshman Daughters" signs down. Before we did, someone honked and the cop said, "Aren't you gonna drink?" They then told us to move the party inside by ten.
Shaving my legs with an ankle monitor on is surprisingly more difficult than the drunk driving that got me here
Hypothetically how does one go about throwing away a dildo?
I tipped him really well because I feel he knew we were high, but did it in a non judgemental way.
I need a hobby that isn't dick related
How did i get home and why am i wearing someone elses shorts?
1. Not sure how 2. You showed up naked, we had to dress you.
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