I think scott just propositioned me for sex
just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
You all can go fuck yourselves. As far as I'm concerned, don't come back to karaoke.
I'll go out only because I know the starving children in third-world countries would frown upon us if we let an hour of free sangria go to waste...
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She said i kept moaning her moms name instead of hers
She's an ex-convict. She actually got stabbed in the face with a pen while in prison. No big deal.
I got kicked out because I puked again I'm on the fire truck outside
I feel like I'm full of double a batteries and cocaine.
Things I have learned since the start of my first college spring break: do not fart in an enclosed space (such as a shower stall) when hungover. You will throw up. More lessons to follow as week continues.
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I'm currently braless eating the balls of the penis cake and drinking warm champagne. I'm 3 cats away from crazy at this point
You wrote me a check. For zero dollars. For my soul. Dick.
Yeah i just finished watching someone play ping pong with his penis it didn't fully register until after a few seconds
Man the amount of drugs being done at a wedding with a bunch of surgeons was disturbing
Me and my dad hot boxed a hotel bathroom... That's what I call father son bonding
Can you cover for me after lunch? I’ve never seen a guy who cums as much as my new Side Dick so now I need to clean the house before my husband gets home
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