come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
I'm think I may have given your ex's number to a convicted sex offender.
Win!
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
overheard a conversation between 2 lesbians: 'back when I used to have dick sex...' oh, vegas, I so heart you
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Obama is so hot when he ends wars.
there's a guy pushing a keg up the street in a shopping cart. you have to love graduation
Some random walked into our tent, woke her up and said "Harry Potter must not go back to Hogwarts!"
this dude, we had a connection. he kept smiling at me. it's like he knew i was gonna facebook stalk the fuck out of him
our friendships a beautiful delicate flower...that has been crushed by peni
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Realistically you can't tell me you're gonna put mashed potatoes on your dick and expect me not to get excited
My boobs are numb because I've been using them as stress balls
I just spent 12 consecutive hours in the same outfit and none of it was pajamas. If that's not personal growth, I don't know what is.
I just used a gift card from my in-laws to buy their daughter a vibrator. What even are morals?
as i was trying not to drunkingly fall off her toliet, i noticed her socks laying there. i quickly grabbed them, ran upstairs, and excitingly asked her if she had gotten them at sams club. she replied with, "...those are your socks."
Plus he probably didn't want to be at home, alone... Jacking off on the big screen without you there to lend a helping hand. I mean, let's be honest. It's not fun if it's not a little weird.
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